POD THEORY
Many have asked and wondered what is a pod? I am ready and willing once and for all to make the pod theory known. This theory, and it is only a theory but we are correct, was stumbled upon by myself and my cousin in, what an alcoholic would refer to as, a moment of clarity. What I am about to share with you can be shrugged off, or can be taken as a gift and used to ensure your place in the future. What exactly is a pod? A pod is defined as any person of Asian decent. I am a pod because I am half Korean as is my sister my brother, and some of my cousins because they are also half Korean. How do we get the term pod for people of Asian decent? In the mid to late 19th century the eastern world was being bombarded by the quickly advancing western world and culture. In fear of having their ancient culture and tradition made extinct they quickly devised a plan to make sure that the heritage, culture, and the survival of their people would live on for all the days of this earth. The plan that was devised was one of which to send many members of their society underground to the western world that was crushing their world. There was a highly advanced pod likeness in appearance of an alien ship or supermans escape pod. The secrecy of these pods was of the upmost importance to their mission and ultimate goal. Within these pods they would ship infant Asian children to the nations of the western world. These children had been endowed with the knowlege that they were to bring the eastern culture into the west. After many years had passed the western invasion and curiosity of the eastern world died down and the two cultures have remained very diverse from one another. However, where the west could not completely corrupt the ancient tradition of the east, the east had succeded in infiltrating the western world. Slowly the eastern culture is spreading across the western world and in the years to come we will gain witness to the greatest rise in the eastern powers. The Asian world should not be feared, but it would do you well to make friends with a pod to ensure your postition in the new world.(Note: This is purely a theory and more so a joke between friends...there is in no way any anti-asian sentiment within the text written above, nor is this to be taken seriously.)
posted by Eric @ 3:07 PM
1 Comments:
Absolutely rediculous...need I say more!
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